Howdy, folks! Welcome to the fabulous `n amazing, nifty, blood-engorged SECOND-ANNUAL MIGHTY MARCHDAY ALT.SLACK RMGROUP. Today is MARCHDAY (the First of March) and, in hopes of promogulating another fine net.tradition, I am rmgrouping alt.slack again, as I did a year ago today. Some alt.slackers will CHUCKLE and WHOOP and flap their arms like CHICKENS. Some will REVEL in the sheer RANDOMNESS of FATE. Some will GRIN and send out a newgroup message right away, bringing back alt.slack, like the PHOENIX RISING FROM ITS OWN ASHES. Some will write PAMPHLETS about it. This is as it should be. SOME, however, will not be so slackful. Some nonslackiferous self-styled devotees of "BOB" will be PISSED OFF that I have rmgrouped their favorite group. Well, I hope this does piss you off, you DUMBASS ZEALOTS! Hell, go ahead, bring on those psychic curses! Beg your "BOB" to destroy me! I fear none of your pitiful witch-doctor hexes, based as they are on patently absurd superstitions, for the power of the almighty "BOB" gives me Dominion over you. Begone, unclean spirit!