``Dear, How did the kids escape from the closet?''
``I thought we had decided to sell these damn things!''
``That's great, you're out fuckin' shopping all day, and we're here starving!''
``Daddy's masturbating to the Wall Street Journal!''
``Daddy was telling about Turkish Prisons!''
``Daddy stayed in bed with Betty the whole morning!''
``Mommy, why does Billy always get off Daddy's lap when you get home?''
``You were right, daddy, the bitch IS finally home!''
``How come you didn't tell us our other mommie was so young?''
``The police took daddy to the station and asked him about a rape!''
``Why is it a big rubber doll in the closet?''
``Could we pick up old grandpa from the cellar and play with him?''
``Quick, Mommy, Uncle Bob's parole hearing is on Court TV!''
``Mommy, whats satan?''
``Hey mom, P.J. escaped from the blender again.''
``Mommy, when do I get *my* operation?''
``mom, daddy said that tomorrow is supposed to be nice''
``Mummy, I can see your clitoris through that gap !''
``Dad's reading those "Cash Paid for White Children" ads again!''
``Daddy said that the other woman that comes here is our Mommy, too. Is that true?''
``Daddy said we hafta call the girl that just left mommy too!''
``My brother? He's in your room with Daddy's friends Helen and Trina.''
``Honey, it's still not too late for a retroactive abortion!''
``mommy, who's that blond sleeping with daddy''
``Mom, you should see the cool Kiddie Porn tapes Dad has!!''
``Daddy says we're all out of Schlitz, again!''
``Daddy said to leave th KY jelly in Billy's room''
``It's the guy who only took 7 minutes last week, he can wait.''
``Mom, I've fallen and I can't get up!''
``Daddy made me suck it...like this!''
``Mommy! PJ's eating turds again!''
``Aw, Shit! Mommy's home!''
``The beer is mine! I called dibs!''
``Daddy says Barney is just make-believe. Dad's a fuckin' prick.''
``You just missed daddy's girlfriend escape out the back door!''
``Daddy said you were visiting Miss Johnson. What does "dyke" mean?''
``Daddy just showed us this neat games called'Daisy Chain''
``Mommy, I didn't know we got the playboy channel!''
``Can we have a rubberdoll like daddy's too?''
``Mom, Dad played "hide the pickle" with us today!''
``Daddy made me show him EXACTLY what Dolly and Billy were doing, and now P.J. wants to try it with you!''
``How come you don't let the other dog lick your legs?''
``Your turn on Daddy's lap, Mommy.''
``Mommy, daddy made us play naked twister again!''
``Mom! Looks like Scrufy likes that cream on your pantyhose.''
``Hurry up mommy, Dad just put on The Devil in Miss Jones!''
``Mommy, Billy shit in the neighbor's yard again!''
``Mom, dad won't tell me who that naked man in your room is!''
``Daddy let PJ put the butt plug in this time.''
``Mommy, Daddy's girlfriend just left!!''
``Daddy said that if you didnt buy more Bud he's gonna `fist your ass' ''
``Mom, daddy must be ill, he's been reading the whole morning!''
``Did you sell enough smack to buy us dinner, Mommy?''
``Mommy, can YOU also do that neat trick with the dog?''
``Mom, gimme the car keys, we're gonna go pick up a keg.''
``Hey, you didn't forget the Cruex did ya', 'cause my balls are on fire!''
``Mommy,can daddy's girlfriend wear your cloths?''
``Mommy, what is "sodomy"?''
``Woooooooooo...........I thought I smelled fish!''
``Mommy! Wait till you see who we've got lashed to the cross in the dungeon!''
``Yeah! Mom scored the kind kilo, dintja Mom?''
``Mommy, dad helped the maid clean the bedroom again.''
``MOM! P.J. humped Rover again and now he's chasin' Scruffy!''
``Mommy, did you forget to wear underpants again today?''
``We watched the Playboy Channel with Daddy!''
``Hey mom, daddy showed us his penis again!''
``BUt Daddy said that you were going to buy us the leather!''
``Mommy, Dolly tore a hole in her self.''
``Mommy! Daddy says we're gonna have a 'sitter 'cause you guys are going to an orgy tonight!''
``Mommy, that guy in the living room can't be our real Daddy, can he?''
``Look Mom! Daddy taught me his special hand-grip!''
``Mommmmmyyyyy!!! Daddy's been making us watch nudy movies again...''
``Thanks a lot Mom. You go out to get groceries and we have to stay home and get buggered senseless by Dad!''
``This is even less funny that the real Family Circus. You guys really bite!--Mike''
``TDFC is a poor execution of a cool idea. Give it up, losers.''
``While you were out, Daddy did a puppet show with Mr. Weiner''
``We're glad you're home Mommy. Daddy says we don't blow him as good as you do.''
``Are you really gonna sit on Daddy's face tonight?''
``Mommy...Daddy says Billy won't swallow anymore!''
``Did you get me the cock ring I asked for?''
``Daddy's lover's hidin' in the closet!''
``Mommy, why does Daddy put his hand in his pants when he watches Gomer Pyle?''
``Hey mommy! What does "porno" mean? Daddy just showed us a movie called that!''
``Daddy's been eating beans again, hasn't he?''
``Daddy says you can't come in until the video is done.''
``Mommy, mommy! Daddy is reading some horrible cartoon about a dysfunctional family which looks just like us!!!''
``Hey dad! Mom brought home the "toys" again! Yay!''
``Mommy, come quick! Daddy just unscrabmled the Playboy channel!''
``mom, Dad's shit in the lounge again and bouncer won't clear it up....hey that's not right.''
``Mom, Dad superglued my lips to the dogs arse and wouldn't stop laughing!''
``When are you going to divorce this sick twisted fuck?''
``Mommy, Daddy shit his pants again!''
``Daddy says its time to spay the pets. Did you bring home some pliers?''
``We put Daddy's sugar cubes in our Kool-Aid. We are on acid.''
``Daddy made a horrible mess by the TV. He's been watching the Playboy channel.''
``Mommy? Did you get my handcuffs and Dolly's vibrator? We're having friends over, and need new toys!''
``Mommy, Mommy, you'll never believe where Daddy put our hamster!''
``hi mom''
``Mom, Billy erased part of your pentagram and Chthulu's in the kitchen.''
``But mom, what are we going to do with a whole bag of Fla-vor-ice?''
``Mommy, I didn't see the naked lady hiding in the closet!''
``Mommy, what's a J-coupling?''
``No kids, I can only nurse you guy's one at a time... but Daddy's first.''
``What's the best way to clean a lot of cum from a small vagina?''
``Hi mom, did you remember to get the condoms?''
``Honey!, I told you not to give the kids beer before supper!''
``Mom, How come I look like the Mailman?''
``Mom, You should see what Dad recorded on the VCR!''
``Aunt Maggie was here today and we got to watch her play horsey with Daddy's Baloney Pony''
``You were right, Daddy's dick DOES taste like spiced ham!''
``Daddy said for me to hold his Pee Pee with my hand like this and move it up and down. Dolly, point at where he put the 'white rain' at. We had a fun day!''
``woof woof... I just adore week old underwear... Hmmm''
``Honey I sold the baby for groceries... which one should we sell for next week?''
``Daddy put granma into a tree shredder and then we all went fishin'!''
``Mommy, may I borrow your butt plug?''
``Mommy, should I use my hand like this or like this?''
``PJ remembered that smell well... it reminded him of that tuna sandwich he had for lunch yesterday, was that coming from mommy???''
``Hey mommy, why is the dog sniffing your crotch?''
``Every time I come home, all you fuckin' kids do is whine, can't you just let me masturbate in peace for a change?? What about my needs?? Go fuck your daddy for a change!''
``Daddy wants to know "Now what'd the cunt buy?''
``Mommy, why did you buy two boxes of FAX paper? Is it for Daddy's girlie pictures?''
``
FUCK YOU MOMMY!
''
``Mommy Mommy... let me ride in the sack FIRST!''
``Mommy, when Daddy sits on my face it tasted different than when you do...''
``Yeah! SPAM for lunch!''
``Now, there's enough dog food for everybody!''
``Mommy, what is the dog sniffing?''
``Hey, Mom! Barfy`s pinching out a hot loaf on the living room floor!''
``Mommy, why does Daddy always take our temperatures up our butts even though we're not feeling sick?''
``Daddy gave Dolly another enema an' she's up to almost two quarts!''
``...an' then Daddy said Billy needed a spankin', so he took him into the bedroom an' they were in there for a WHOLE HOUR but we didn't hear any spanks an' when they came out Billy was walkin' funny an'......''
``I got to insert the thermometer this time, Mommy.''
``PJ wouldn't blow me, so I had to rape Dolly!''
``Mommy! It's My turn to hump the doggy!''
``Did you buy us more arsenic, mom? We put all we had in dad's beer.''
``We have'nt been this excited since Dad shit in the floor, and let us kids play in it.''
``Mommy, mommy Jimmy's trying to bone the dog and Dad's not letting us try!!!!''
``Mommy, Daddy told us to ask you if you charge hourly.''
``looe''
``Why does the dog always go straight between your legs?''
``MoM: Daddy touched me, you know, there''
``Mommy, do you really like it up the ass?''
``That looks like one of those plain-wrapped pakages daddy gets int the mail.''
``Daddy says If you brought home goats blood we can sacrifice Billy tonight!''
``Mommy, I bet Billy you wouldn't be in the house 5 minutes before heading off to the bedroom with Daddy!''
``What does it mean to 'grep' a file in UNIX?''
``Mommy, will you ditch the new guy? I don't want Daddy to sleep in my room!''
``Guess what Mommy? Daddy caught Billy spanking his Monkey!''
``Daddy finally got Lisa to swallow!''
``Daddy's having a liquid breakfast again...''
``Daddy says you should give us a baby brother! Great idea, dad!''
``Mommy, Mommy...Daddy's been showing us some new games! Wanna go upstairs and play hide the salami? How 'bout "Mow the lawn"?''
``Mommy, has Daddy shown you Mr. Happy?''
``Hi Mommy! Daddy's letting us watch "Deep Throat"!''
``Mommy! Daddy farted in there.''
``Did you kill the cat again?''
``Daddy, put away the Playboy, its mommy! ... Hi Mommy, Why does Billy move his hand like this when he's watchin' the Playboy channel? And why does the dog always try to smell your crotch?''
``DOLLIRE''
``DOLLIE: "I wonder if mom will let me Fuck jeffy tonignt.''
``Daddy was just telling us how you make movies at home.''
``Daddy said you'd teach us all new tricks!''
``Yo! Bitch! Get this dog off my head!''
``Mom, Daddy says that you bought jelly for Uranus. Could you please make me a sandwich before you send it up??''
``Mommy, Mommy, your home early.. come watch the movie Daddy rented with us.''
``Mommy? Can we go play pile on in the nude like Daddy and the Baby Sitter?''
``Daddy gave us all Jack Daniels and Dolly barfed!''
``mom, dad won't tell us What "sesual products"are.''
``Do those legs go all the way up?''
``how come were the ones in diapers?''
``Guess who just subscribed to the Playboy channel!''
``Mommy, daddy's other wife just left!''
``Daddy says we all look like the mailman...''
``Daddy gave us spanish fly and boy are we ready to fuck your cunt.''
``Mommy, daddy taught us how to circle jerk. \''
``Mommy, what's the Playboy Channel? And why does daddy keep shifting his weight in his chair?''
``Mom, hope you brought back sliders 'cause Dad ate all the food and drank all the beer!''
``Mommy, Daddy told us not to tell you that his secretary Misty came over and they played doctor in the bedroom.''
``Hey Mommy, Dolly just threw up behind the couch, but it's O.K. 'cause P.J. licked it clean. /.s''
``Daddy was teaching Sally how to ride the monkey.''
``Mommy, Daddy's got a big boner with your name''
``Mom, where is my beer?''
``Hey Mom! Daddy farted''
``Mommy, who's Jesus Christ Goddammit?''
``We're glad your home, mommy... daddy's been making us watch him masturbate all afternoon!''
``Mommy! Mommy! Daddy showed Billy how to play hide the weenie!''
``Daddy and Billy were playing 'horsie' in the bathtub!''
``Daddy says we're going to eat out tonight. I wanna eat at the "Y''
``Dad's playing the fart game again''
``Daddy, will I really sink if you take your finger out?''
``Dad rented a cool video! Everyone's in their birthday suits!''
``Mommy, Daddy finally let us out of the closet.''
``Are we getting a horse, dad said you were buying a riding crop.''
``Mommy, daddy said we couldn't let you in there till he was done spanking the monkey. He's not going to hurt it is he?''
``Mommy Mommy, What's that oozing down your inner thigh?''
``So thats what daddy means when he says he pays for it one way or another!''
``Daddy says you've been late too often and need a beatin' and we can watch!''
``Mommy, mommy! Daddy's been showing us his snake again!''
``Boy, mommy, you should have SEEN the hooker dad had in''
``I Didn't Know You Went Shopping, We Thought You Were Out Whoring Again !''
``Bitch betta have my money!''
``Boy, Dad is really a pompous asshole - Isn't he Mom?''
``Mommy, Daddy got dusted with his biker buddies again and now he's just put fist through the tv screen.''
``Daddy want's to know if you brought home more vaseline''
``No momma, don't go in there. Daddy's out looking for a job, really!''
``Look lady, if you are going to come in here, there had better be presents for all of us.''
``Did you teach Daddy that funny trick with the vacuum?''
``Hey mom daddy was showung us how to play withh our special parts''
``Why did you buy groceries? We have the neighbors already sliced up and in the fridge.''
``MOMMY! Didja know that if you smear dogfood on you the dog'll lick you anywhere?''
``Mom, do you want me to tell Dad about the Anal Indtruder you bought?''
``Come on Mommy, we're going to make a snuff film!''
``Don't go in there... Dady just cut a big one.''
``Mommy, daddys been putting the vacume cleaner up his ass again!!''
``Honey, you told me you would have the kids ready for supper when I got home: gutted, dressed, and on the grill!''
``We saw Daddy's picture on America's Most Wanted... again!!''
``Mommy, why do we never ever age? I want puberty!''
``I wouldn't go in there if I were you. Dad's making butt-music again.''
``I'm sure glad nobody has a life or we wouldn't have anything dirty to say for every fucking cartoon.''
``I want to be like Kurt Cobain when I grow up.''
``Mommy, billy's butt is sore from daddy, and when he didn't cum, he made dolly suckit and me strofe it!''
``Hey mommy, dolly won't spit out the rocket juice from spit shining daddy's king missile!''
``Mommy! Guess what I saw Billy and Daddy doing today!''
``Mommy, why aren't you wearing anything but a coat and boots?''
``I want to pull out your tampon string this time Mommy!''
``Billy got in trouble for swallowing your dildo''
``Daddy said we could make pornos when you got home''
``Mommy, Mommy can we go to the adult book store now?''
``Daddy tried 'loin-feeding' the baby, but I think he's still hungry.''
``Mommy! Mommy! All your dresses fit Daddy, too!''
``What is the cross product of two intersecting vectors that lie in the same plane?''
``Mom you look dissatisfied,I also think Dad's penis is small''
``Daddy only let us watch the Playboy channel''
``Mommy! Grandma fell down again and she leaking emballing goo!''
``Mommy, who is the woman in the closet?''
``Mommy, will you teach Dolly to swollow? Daddy shot in her eye.''
``Shitter's full mommy and daddy won't snake it.''
``Mommy, what's that big red thing under the dog?''
``Mommy, wanna see the home movie we made while you were out? We called it 'Daddy Does Dolly'!!!''
``You're going to give me a WHAT?''
``Damn! I was wondering when you would get back with more K.Y.!!! Dad is waiting!!!''
``Mom! Guess what daddy did to Billy!!!''
``Mommy, daddy keeps touching my special place!!''
``HEY MOM, WE PLAYED HIDE AN SEEK AN P.J. HIDED IN THE STOVE AN HE WON!''
``Boy are we glad to see you! Dad wanted to do that thing with the leather straps and the garbage bag again!''
``Mommy, it's YOUR turn for Daddy to fuck you with a broom handle.''
``Mommy, Daddy's playing hide and go seek with a naked lady''
``Mommy, I think that all of those drugs you and Daddy took in the 60's really fucked up our development! I'm almost 30 years old and still look like a pre-schooler!''
``Did your bisexual boyfriend that we're not s'posed to know about buy anything for us?''
``Hey mommy, how come you aren't wearing any pants?''
``Hey, You're back! Daddy said you 'went to a better place'!''
``Daddy says that if you didn't score a lid this time, you're gonna get chained up in the basement again!''
``Mom, will you beat us bloody with a stick? Dad won't play.''
``Mommy, how could you have given Daddy a hickey while you were shopping?''
``Your soul is inept. Black as the raven that sends you.''
``were horny as shit, bitch, so bend over.''
``Mom why? is the dog bleeding and why is it running away from dad''
``I'm looking for a ring...''
``Mommy, Daddy told us not to tell you that he has been fudge packing Mike. Refer to Mike's cartoon..''
``Mom, Dad won't let us watch the nude women on TV.''
``So much for their college fund, how about we go get a pizza instead?''
``Mommy, Mommy! Is your pet gopher as big as Daddy's?''
``Thanks for buying us a brown grocery bag mom.''
``Billy broke your vibrator.''
``It's your turn to blow Daddy now, Mommy! We're tired!''
``Mommy,mommy! Dad made us play with his hot-dog and it spat on us!''
``You're not wearing anything underneath that coat, are you?''
``Mommy, Dolly keeps sticking her finger up my butt and licking it!''
``Mom, doesn't Dad look awfully suspicous? I think he's been porkin' his secretary again.''
``Mommy, why does PJ look so "happy" to see you?''
``Mommy, do you believe it? Daddy thinks Dan Quayle would be a good president.''
``Mommy, am I going to have a big nose like you when I grow up?''
``While you were gone Daddy kept saying, "The stupid bitch is going to spend all my money again".''
``Hacchuuuu!''
``Daddy was getting excited telling about his bunkmate in prison.''
``Daddy's drunk again. Do we get to take turns punching him in the balls again?''
``Mike- You're FUNNY!''
``Daddy is showing us the movie you made during your second honeymoon.''
``You got the weed? We NEVER thought you were going to get here.''
``Dad Showed our nieghbers his penis again''
``I saw my mommie while you were away''
``Mommy, Billy said he found a beaver up your dress!''
``Daddy just blew the dog!''
``Did the butcher give you any more kids? Dad said that's where you got the last 3 of us!''
``Mommy, what's dripping down your leg and why is Barfy licking it up?''
``Mommy, why don't any of us look like daddy''
``Mommy, can I have a new blow-up doll? Daddy popped mine...''
``Mommy daddy made a big smoke cloud and I can't watch TV''
``Daddy made Dolly play "mommy" again.''
``You're just in time, Mommy! Home Shopping Club is on!''
``Mommy, Dad said that you know about aunt Alice and shouldn't tell you.''
``But, Mommy, she PROMISED to give me an enema!''
``I've got 50 bucks...if you've got 5 minutes!''
``MoMommy, daddy has been in the toilet for an hour moaning like an elkhound!''
``Did you buy the white candy? We only slept 3 hours this morning.''
``Mommy,''
``Mommy, who was that strange man in your bedroom last night?''
``Mommy - when you're done with Daddy can you do us too?''
``Mommy, Daddy made Billy's bum get sore!''
``Did you buy something else from Victoria's Secret for Daddy\x3F''
``Mommy, we just finished watching Deep Throat.''
``Mommy, Daddy taught us how to play 'cornhole' with Barfy!''
``You're just in time, Mommy. Daddy says Woody is up and ready to go.''
``Mommy, Daddy says he needs you to buy him a white Ford Bronco so he can be famous after he kills you and your boyfriend.''
``Mommy, mommy! Did you get us our smack?''
``I can fit Billy AND Daddy's penises in my mouth at the same time. Just Like Barfy!''
``I hope you got some more condoms mom, Billy just used the last one on Dolly.''
``Were you aware that for damped oscillators there is a characteristc value of the driving frequency at which the aplitute of oscillation is a maximum and that this condition is called resonance and the value of the frequency at which resonance occurs is called the resonant angular frequency?''
``hello''
``Did you bring us the medicine for our hair mites\x3F\x0D''
``Hey, Mommy! You just missed Daddy going down on the mailman!''
``The babysitter called-- Daddy's gonna be a daddy!''
``Quick, grab P.J.! He's gonna pork barfy again!''
``Daddy said if you bought Lite beer it's gonna be the belt for the lot of us.''
``I'm glad your home, my ass is killing me!''
``Mommy, Daddy made us play Glass Bottom Boat!''
``I urge you to take drugs''
``Mommy, what does it mean when Daddy says 'It'll be our little secret?''
``Mommy, daddy watched those funny movies again, and made us act them out for him....and Billy's ass is bleeding...H''
``It's My Turn to look up mommie's dress!''
``Thanks a lot Mom. You got to get groceries and we had to stay home and get buggered by Dad and the dog!''
``Mommy, daddy didn't just have a hooker over, okay?''
``You were right Mommy, as soon as you left he cracked open a beer!''
``What's this Dad has been telling us about you, two quarts of whiskey, a bullwhip, and the starting defensive lineup of the Greenbay Packers?''
``Mooooommmmmy, why can't anyone come up with good captions?''
``Let's go to the park mommy. Daddy says you used to be able to swing with the best of them.''
``Mommy, Billy was humping Barfy!''
``Mommy, Daddy says we shouldn't tell you about who's hiding in the closet!''
``No, Michael Jackson cannot attend your birthday party!''
``Daddy says if you agree to become``penis, penis, penis, penis, penis''
``Mommy! Daddy let us take turns sucking his "lollipop" again!''
``Daddy said if we were good, we could watch when you play 'beastiality sex slave''
``Hey. Mom! Come look! Dolly's herpes is acting up again!''
``did you know daddy could do such cool things with spam?''
``Hurry give Daddy Mion his lard before he Eats Us!''
``Daddy said we could all breastfeed tonight!''
``Dad why doesn`t Mrs. Christmas wear underwear?" "**Submitted by James Willis**''
``Hey Mom, Daddy says you're naked under that coat. Show us your tits!''
``We knew you were home, Mom. We saw the gulls circling over the house.''
``What's in the box, bitch?''
``Dad showed us your special doggie movie.''
``Dad says there wouldn't be so many fuckin' kids in this house if you'd just swallow once in a while.''
``Mommy, we're hungry. But, Daddy said he was gonna hide the salami as soon as you got home!''
``Quick, Mom, come inside. You're missing The Sperminator on TV!''
``Did you bring us another pet? Daddy says you have a real nice beaver in your panties.''
``Barfy was chewing on your vibrator. So, Daddy got mad and stuck it in his butt.''
``mum why i dad looking worried?ho ho ho now thats humour''
``bollox''
``What's in the box, bitch?''
``Bitch I know you better brought home my King Cobra''
``Dad said he'd like to spread your snatch with a shoehorn!''
``Daddy showed us "Baldy the Clown"!''
``Look Mommy, I'm Long Dong Silver, just like Justice Thomas''
``Daddy want's to know where you got the shoes and why you're not in the kitchen.''
``Mommy. some white stuff came out of my pee-pee''
``Hi Mommy! You just missed Daddy trying guess Aunt Vivian's weight.''
``Daddy wants to know if you remembered to punch holes in the box this time.''
``Daddy said he hoped you finally bought those crotchless panties you were going to try on your boss.''
``Mommy, somebody just called and asked if the coast was clear''
``Hope you brought some Lysol Mom! Dad's been farting all day!''
``Mommy, you're home! Now you can join the "Daddy's Special Secret" club, too!''
``Hey look she's home!! I get to stripe her and stroke her pussy!''
``Mommy, Daddy's peepee tastes funny today!''
``Dad's right! You are wearing furry underwear!''
``Look Mommy! Dolly's mouth is full of Dad's cum again!''
``That linear thinking, Nazi pigfucker husband of yours, spanked me!''
``Daddy's friend sure likes to be alone with daddy. They spend lots of time in the bedroom together.''
``Mommy! Daddy wants us all to watch while he shows Dolly how to suck something other than her fingers. Can we?''
``Today there were transvestites on Oprah. Daddy learned a lot.''
``What the fuck did you buy for me, bitch?''
``Mommy, I have a gaping and pussy sore on my penis that burns like hell when I shove it up the dog.''
``Daddy's been sniffing glue and feeding your toenail polish to PJ!''
``Daddy's been calling our friends and telling them things he'd like to do to them.''
``Deddy was wearing your nice dress when PJ puked on it!''
``Daddy was just telling us how soft his secratarie's pussy is!''
``MOMMY! MOMMY! My hand is stuck like this!!''
``Mommy, Dolly's pregnant and she says I did it! Make her quit!''
``Sorry about the smell, Mom; Dad fixed beans for lunch again.''
``Daddy's making us watch 'Barney' again!''
``Did you get my condoms? Dolly's pissed because i don't use em with her.''
``Billy was wrestling with daddy and made him wet himself in a funny way!''
``Mommy, Dolly wants to know what she should do with this mouthful of cum.''
``Mommy, does your jaw open as wide as that lady on TV?''
``Mommy, I got to wear the High Heels and use the whip''
``Mommy, I know why Billy REALLY wanted you to buy Vaseline!''
``Daddy said we could all give, Billy, a blow.''
``HAHA Billy we caught you sticking your tongue into that hole in mommy''
``Mommy, tell daddy to stop reading Family Circus to us!''
``Oh Mommy, you missed it, we've been playing "Poke the tail on the Barfy" all day long!''
``Christ almighty! You should have seen where Barfy was licking Billy!!''
``Mommy, did you get the chocolate-flavored condoms again?''
``Mom, why does daddy call Grandma a "funken hoar''
``Mommy, is it true YOU slept with Bill Clinton TOO?''
``They are frying another blackman on TV tonight, can I watch?''
``Mommy, Daddy said the Cocaine is REAL good this time!''
``We wanta help daddy find the car keys he left in you,Pjs 1st!''
``Sister got in to your dildos while you were gone!''
``Fuck you whore.''
``Mommy...Tell daddy we don't wanna ride "the horse" no more!''